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1. Physics exam
(Humor/Humor)
... The height is worked out by the difference in the gravitational restoring force T = 2 pi sqrroot (l/g). “Or if the skyscraper has an outside emergency staircase, it would be easier to walk up it and ...
2. Doctors office
(Humor/Humor)
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my ...
3. My Job
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... the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes ...
4. A little old lady....
(Humor/Humor)
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, ...
5. Confucious say:
(Humor/Humor)
... ass in jam.  - Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.  - Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.  - Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.  - Learn to masturbate--come ...
... - Basil Fawlty:  Oh, don't mind that chicken.  It's from Barcelona. - Sigmund Freud: The chicken was obviously female and obviously interpreted     the pole on which the crosswalk sign was mounted as a ...
... Mirror dressed as Freddy the Fox, who blocked his path during a 15-minute walkabout.    As Mr Blair approached, the chicken was seen to stumble and was pushed to the back of the crowd surrounding the Labour ...
8. Little Boy
(Humor/Humor)
A little boy walks into his parents room one morning and finds that his dad is having sex with his mom.  So the little boy asked what his dad was doing to his mom.  The dad says "I'm playing Poker."  Then ...
9. Old Lamp
(Humor/Humor)
This man is walking along a beach one day and finds an old lamp washed up on the shore.  He takes it home and places it on his mantle,  but doesn't give it much thought.    A few weeks later he looks at ...
10. ANOTHER DUMB ROBBER
(Humor/Humor)
... case by propping his feet on the defense table --- in a pair of stolen boots.  Charles Taylor was identified by a clerk as the man who stole a pair of walking boots and $69.00 on December 18.  "I leaned ...
... ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!"  The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Irishman stands up yelling "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!"  All the surrounding fans giggle ...
12. What if?.........
(Humor/Humor)
... to be totally partial?  - What's another word for thesaurus?  - If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?  - Would a fly without wings be called a walk?  - Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?  ...
13. Random
(Humor/Humor)
... I went to a general store.  They wouldn't let me buy anything specific.  - When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we     walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he ...
14. Cat Scan
(Humor/Humor)
   Women walks into the a vets office with an obviously dead dog in her arms.  She is frantic while talking to the vet.  "You've got to do something", she exclaims.    The vet tries to explain to her ...
15. Neil Armstrong
(Humor/Humor)
    When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks, ...
16. Beans
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... thought about it then ate his last bowl for life and married her. A couple years down after he got of work his car died and as he was in the country  he had to leave the car and walk home. He called his ...
 - Include Your Children when Baking Cookies  - Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says  - Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  - Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted ...
18. IQ Test
(Humor/Humor)
...   c) definitely has nothing to do with chemistry   d) kiris pupis 9) Johns has six hands. Alf has eight. Both of them walk into a faulty nuclear power plant. How many hands does each have upon leaving? ...
19. Inanimate Objects
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... What is THIS? and everything gets curvy and unreal at the edges. The ground is slightly convex, and you walk around with the odd flat-footed gait of someone who is eternally getting off a fast escalator. ...
20. Heaven
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...  and walked straight up to the leader of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear.  As I walked up to the leader, the KKK Biker Gang Rapists formed ...
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