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1. Doctors office
(Humor/Humor)
... further with the doctor in private." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," ...
... waiting in Port Street, Stirling, to tackle Tony Blair on devolution and his refusal to join a television debate with John Major. A Tory activist said Labour supporters surrounded the bird, shouting abuse ...
... do some hot-wiring in the mattress," suggested the electrician.  "Well,"smiled the dentist, "I'm not going to tell you what I'll do. Just wait and see."  The morning after his return from the honeymoon, ...
4. Deep Thoughts
(Humor/Humor)
... would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an accident.  No, wait.  That would be good because if anyone needed it, the blood would be right there.  Age 5    Give me the strength to change ...
5. Lucky Charms
(Humor/Humor)
...                          back and wait for your partner to jump on you and express her/his                         needs verbally or nonverbally. People who like yellow moons                         usually ...
6. Nuns
(Humor/Humor)
    Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.  Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last ...
...    Months turned to years and his hair was turning grey.  Jed worked very hard while his life slipped away.  Waiting to retire when he turned 64,  Instead he got a call and escorted out the door.    Laid ...
1. Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for     your document. 2. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and     you're ...
9. Beans
(Humor/Humor)
... had been waiting for him forever and she had a surprise for him. She sat him at the dinner table and told him not to peak while she went and answered the phone. He figured while she was out of the room ...
10. Chat
(Humor/Humor)
... but the fact is, I'm Michael Stipe. MURMUR: All right, then, I'm Sandra Bullock. DrvrEight: Really? RadioFE: Really? ReelStype: Really? I can't wait for tonight's chat. --------  ...
11. lightbulb jokes
(Humor/Humor)
... How many Country Singers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5, 1 to change it, and 4 to sing about how much they miss the old one... *** How many heterosexual San Francisco waiters does it take to screw ...
12. Inanimate Objects
(Humor/Humor)
... everyone was waiting for me to produce the third pair, and have the right lens pop out. But I picked up the lens and snapped it back into place and got on the plane. I spent the whole fight looking at ...
Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. ...
14. Heaven
(Humor/Humor)
A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Pete is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows ...
... and     he logs on from home to try to bring it up.  Otherwise things can wait     until tomorrow.    Q: Did God really create the world in seven days?  A: He did it in six days and nights while living ...
... on his own he showed up at the ER for some assistance.  All  he was given was some pain pills and KY jelly and told to wait  and he would eventually poop it out.  On his way out one of the  nurses yelled ...
17. drinking game
(Humor/Humor)
Yes it's the long awaited Drinking Game 95.  To be used while enjoying the "Windows 95 Infomercial" coming up this Monday (check local listings for time and channel).  Gather together some good friends, ...
18. Beer Quotes
(Humor/Humor)
... of your life. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.        --Tom Waits 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Beer is good food. you don't like jail? naw, they ...
... into your butt to keep it awake  .....you have your puter set up so that it goes directly into AOL's welcome screen  .....you wait 6 hours online for a certain "special" person to come home from work  .....you ...
... grace, in a Near Eastern land. ELVIS lived in Graceland, in a nearly eastern state. BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE! The letters in ELVIS also spell: "Lives", "Evils", and "Viles". The letters in JESUS don't ...
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