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1. Confucious say:
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 - Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.  - Man who stand on toilet high on pot.  - It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.  - Man who jizz in cash register ...
... sound, thirty (30) seconds later the roll of paper will be retracted into the wall, the toilet will flush and the restroom door will open.  If the restroom remains occupied for more than fifteen (15) seconds ...
3. Little Johnny
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... and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.' ...
... but the place is a shambles.  Pipes have burst and we're not completely sure we've got the part of the virus that attacks toilets. Nevertheless, the Exorcists (as the anti-virus SWAT team members like ...
... to deal with busy signals when calling your >> ISP...because you never log off. >> 42 You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in >> front of your computer with a toilet. >> 43 You ...
6. Home Remedies that work
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... ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. ...
7. Confucius Say:
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... like Hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on Toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in Glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who ...
8. NEW OFFICE POLICY
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... Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the ...
9. SEMINARS FOR WOMEN
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... GE101:  Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges     GE102:  Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic")     GE103:  How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One     GE104:  How to Parallel Park ...
10. Shit
(Humor/Humor)
... a BIG BANG but rather with a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else  ...
11. Men's Rules
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... the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down... Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the ...
12. KNOWN FORMS of POOP:
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... CLEAN POOP The kind where you feel POOP come out, see POOP in the bowl, but there's no POOP on the toilet paper. THE CLIFFHANGER Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to ...
13. I like monkeys
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... do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't ...
14. Prision vs Work
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... get your own toilet. AT WORK............you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat. IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK............you aren't ...
... stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm bell will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the stall door open. PAYCHECK GUIDE: The following helpful guide has been prepared to help our ...
16. The Guys' Rules
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... from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it ...
17. Star Trek
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What do toilet paper and the "Enterprise" have in common? They both go around Uranus looking for Klingons. How do the Borg keep track of the people they've assimilated? Lacutis 1-2-3 If Wesley Crusher ...
18. Water or Coke?
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... a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous China. 4. To remove rust spots ...
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down; or preferably, put it back up when finished. 3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about ...
... seconds later the roll of paper will be retracted into the wall, the toilet will flush and the restroom door will open. If the restroom remains occupied for more than fifteen (15) seconds from the time ...
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