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1. Final Exam question
(Humor/Humor)
... a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, ...
2. My Job
(Humor/Humor)
... planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be ...
3. APPLICATION REVIEW
(Humor/Humor)
... use of the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now.  To make matters worse, The uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't work very well leaving undesirable traces of the ...
4. Creative Writing
(Humor/Humor)
... Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one ...
5. Felix the frog
(Humor/Humor)
... day he flapped his feet madly in a vain attempt to fly.  On the sixth day he tied a small red cape around his neck and tried to think "Superman" thoughts.  Try as he might, though, Felix couldn't fly. ...
... his nose shaped in an appropriate way. But if you think about trying to turn a penis into a nose just imagine what sorts of problems this would pose. ...
    This is a very funny article that appeared in today's Daily Telegraph about the lengths the political parties are going to over here to win the General Election.     As a bit of background, the Labour ...
8. A cowboy's wish
(Humor/Humor)
... figuring, "Typical white man- can only think of one thing."  The second day the chief says, "What is your wish today?" The cowboy  says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse.  ...
... he was away on his honeymoon, the others continued to meet.  "I think we ought to have a little fun with Joe," suggested the carpenter. "I'll sneak into his house and weaken the bed-slats."  "And I can ...
10. New Home
(Humor/Humor)
... ground. The pitbull has been trained to go after the gorilla's balls, and, when the gorilla reaches down to protect his balls, the homeowner has to slap the handcuffs on him  -  Do you think you can handle ...
11. Old Lamp
(Humor/Humor)
...    The man thinks for awhile and says, "I really don't know what to wish for. The genie replies, "Wish for lots of money, that's what most people want in life." The man replies, "No, I have enough money, ...
... the circle I keep and whatever lands outside of the circle I give to the Lord.   The Pentecostal preacher now joins in. "Well, I think I have the best method", he states emphatically. "I gather up all ...
13. Deep Thoughts
(Humor/Humor)
... thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.  Age 6    Think of the biggest number ...
14. It's Wednesday!
(Humor/Humor)
... thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, ...
DO NOT FORWARD THIS !       DON'T EVEN THINK OF IT ! Forwarding this will cause immense amounts of bad luck. Do not forward this to your friends, or enemies. If you send this to one of your friends you ...
A guy dies and goes to heaven.  It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today.  Why don't you let me show you around?"  The guy thinks this ...
17. MURPHY’S LAWS
(Humor/Humor)
... a item, it will always be on sale somewhere cheaper.          A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick into his mouth.          When a broken appliance is demonstrated for a ...
18. Birds Eye View
(Humor/Humor)
...    We weren't thought of first, they don’t even care. They forgot about youth for they,re losing their hair.   Who cares if the referendum didn’t pass. I think the school board can kiss my ass. ...
19. Definition Of Politics
(Humor/Humor)
... the working class and your baby brother the future.  Understand? Son: I'm not really sure dad, I'll have to think about it. That night, the boy is awakened by his baby brother's crying, so he went to see ...
20. A Large Steamer Trunk
(Humor/Humor)
... of the living room floor, and calls to his wife. "Honey," he says, "we've been married for 25 years and I think it's time we had a heart-to-heart talk. What the hell is in that trunk?" The wife immediately ...
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