1. 20 Things That Happen In One Minute
(Humor/Humor)

 

2. Doctors office
(Humor/Humor)

... penis," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. ...

3. My Job
(Humor/Humor)

... the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes ...

4. Creative Writing
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... Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one ...

5. Random
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... air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday.  Q: Name three things you      won't find in Los Angeles. A: Black and white and twenty feet tall.  Q: Describe Sister Mary Kong. A: Ben Gay.  Q: Why didn't ...

6. Lawyers
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...  Witness: Yes. Lawyer: And in what ways does it affect your memory? Witness: I forget things. Lawyer: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Lawyer: Can you describe ...

7. The True Story of Pinocchio
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... at Squigs, he's so funny" he laughed to his mum. "But you my son, are pretty dumb - if you look at things from a different angle your biggest problem you'll be able to untangle. For Mr Squiggle is creative ...

8. An elderly woman
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... even more agitated than before:"Doctor things are worse.  I'm still farting and now they stink, but thank god they still don't make noise."  "That's great," the doctor replied.  "Now that your sense of ...

9. W H A T A M I?
(Humor/Humor)

... of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other.  In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening ...

10. Deep Thoughts
(Humor/Humor)

... the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.  Age 13    I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. Age 13    For centuries, people ...

11. A Large Steamer Trunk
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    One day, a recently married man goes to the attic of his new home to put a few things in storage. While he is there, he notices a large steamer trunk sitting in the corner. When he tries to open it, ...

12. Love Letters
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... gotten things a little confused. Here are the real reasons you did not get it more often than you did. 1. Came home drunk and tried to fuck the cat. . . . . . 15 times 2. Did not come home at all. . . ...

13. Chief Devil in Charge
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A man died and went to hell.  Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge). Devil:  We run things a bit differently nowadays, you get to pick your own personal            hell. Man:  That's ...

14. The Computer Hillbillies
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...  They said "you project's late, but we know just what to do.  Instead of 40 hours, we'll work you 52!"    OT, that is... unpaid... mandatory...  The weeks rolled by and things were looking bad.  Schedules ...

15. Dear God
(Humor/Humor)

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves. And ...

16. Little Johnny
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... day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny,  she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. ...

17. The Last 10 Things....
(Humor/Humor)

The Last 10 Things any man would ever say: 10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude. 9. Honey, while I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8. I couldn't care less what she looks like. What's she like on the ...

18. Chat
(Humor/Humor)

Of all the things that have made America Online what it is today (and here we take a very subtle beat before going on), probably the most notable is AOL's "chat" abilites. With it, you can chat with anyone ...

19. Inanimate Objects
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... had not thought things out past its escape; it laid on the floor, stunned. Now what? The screw made a desperate run for the crack between the sofa cushions, but I found it and reassembled the whole thing. ...

20. Things Would Be Different If Microsoft Was Head quartered In Arkansas
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  1.   Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders. 2.   Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle. 3.   Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag. 4.   ...