1. My Job
(Humor/Humor)

... these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.  ...

2. Confucious say:
(Humor/Humor)

... come into money.  - Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.  - Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.  - Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.  - Man trapped in pantry have ...

3. Random
(Humor/Humor)

...     1. No mind     2. No business. - Why are men like laxatives?  They irritate the shit out of you. - What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist. - Why do jocks play on artificial turf? ...

4. Definition Of Politics
(Humor/Humor)

... shit. ...

5. Chief Devil in Charge
(Humor/Humor)

... the same situation, only on concrete     floors. Man:  That looks worse, got anything left?  - The devil opens the third door to reveal a room full of people standing knee deep     in shit drinking coffee. ...

6. chili cook-off
(Humor/Humor)

... tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 -- (Frank) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove              dried paint from your driveway. Took ...

7. INTEROFFICE MEMO #68
(Humor/Humor)

... to be utilized for your convenience and clarity.   801 YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME. 802 GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK. 803 BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ME… 804 WHAT THE FUCK 805 IT’S SO FUCKING BAD ...

8. STRESS
(Humor/Humor)

THE CONFUSION CREATED WHEN ONE'S MIND OVERRIDES THE BODY'S BASIC DESIRE TO CHOKE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF SOME ASSHOLE WHO DESPERATELY NEEDS IT  ...

9. George Carlin
(Humor/Humor)

... and it's not healthy. And don't give me all that weak shit, "Well, I love my children." Fuck you! Everybody loves their children; it doesn't make you special. : : : John Wayne Gacy loved his children. ...

10. What are Politics?
(Humor/Humor)

...  "The President is screwing the Working Class, While the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored And the Future is in deep shit!" ...

11. Employee Evaluation
(Humor/Humor)

Name:  ________________________ Date:  __________________ Position:  ___________________ ================================================== Knowledge: [ ]     The Son of a Bitch Really Knows His Shit! ...

12. Over 1,000 Terms for Male Masturbation
(Humor/Humor)

... Beat the shit   41.       Beat the stepchild   42.       Beat the stick   43.       Beat the weasel   44.       Beat up shorty   45.       Beat your cock   46.       Beat your gorilla   47.       ...

13. Shit
(Humor/Humor)

Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. Consider: You can be shit faced, be shit ...

14. Dear Believer
(Humor/Humor)

... Four Calling Birds, Three French Hens, Two Turtle Doves and The Partridge In The Pear Tree have left me up to my ass in bird shit.  On top of it all this Miss. Clause is going through menopause.  Eight ...

15. New Orleans Rant
(Humor/Humor)

... out about the bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans... First we would like to say, Sorry for your loss. With that said, Lets go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, ...

16. more bumper stickers
(Humor/Humor)

... hurt! If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm! Dial 911, make a cop come. My other car is a piece of shit too. Amateur gynecologist. Honk for a free exam! If you're not outraged, ...

17. KNOWN FORMS of POOP:
(Humor/Humor)

... your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to POOP some more. SHITZOPHERENIA Fear of POOPing - can be fatal! THE SNAKE CHARMER A long skinny POOP which has managed to coil ...

18. Sheltered Life
(Humor/Humor)

... "Shit!" Then he quickly told his daughter this was just another word for shaving cream. The girl hurried downstairs, where her mom was having trouble carving the turkey. "Aw, fuck it!" she yelled, ...

19. shit
(Humor/Humor)

What is the most functional word in the English Language? Well, it's shit... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, ...

20. The New Priest
(Humor/Humor)

... said fine, but there where a few things that should be straightened out. There are 10 commandments-not 12. There are 12 disciples-not 10. David Slew Goliath-he didn't kick the shit out of him. We do ...