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I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist religions, this reduces the workload for ...
2. Creative Writing
(Humor/Humor)
... new form called the tandem story.  The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. ...
3. Random
(Humor/Humor)
... A: At both ends.  Q: Where do New Yorkers put their dogs muzzles? A: Igloo.   Q: What do you use to keep your ig from falling off? A: R-O-L-A-I-D-S.  Q: How does a stupid person spell "backgammon"? A: ...
... Trip Credits cannot be accumulated from month to month.  Within the next week, the entrances to all restrooms will be equipped with Personal Identification Sensors (PSI) and computer linked voice print ...
5. Random
(Humor/Humor)
... with the person who makes all their decisions. - Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?  Because they already have boyfriends! - Did you hear the one about ...
13.  They were AOL subscribers. 12.  Sure-fire way to avoid the Year 2000 Problem. 11.  Don't worry -- they're just rebooting. 10.  Actually, they downloaded their personalities into a virtual reality ...
... capabilities. If you send this to more than twenty five of your friends, they will be affected by all of the above and you personally will trigger the hydogen device. and we know where that leads don't ...
8. Random
(Humor/Humor)
... What's a lightbulb? Q.  How many Unitarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A.  300--12 to sit on the Board which appoints the Nominating and Personnel      Committee.  5 to sit on the the Nominating ...
9. Lucky Charms
(Humor/Humor)
... shape determines what you're like in bed! Yes, it's true--just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom personality:   GREEN CLOVERS: If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape is the ...
10. Two Cajuns
(Humor/Humor)
... this river, this verbal match went on for years without the two ever confronting each other in person...   Until one day, the state begins construction of a bridge...  So Clarence and Pierre increase ...
... person dies and comes to the Gates to be judged."  The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks are going faster than others.   He asks why that is?  St. Peter explains, "Every ...
12. MURPHY’S LAWS
(Humor/Humor)
... one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.          Never argue with a fool — people might not know the difference.          You will remember that you forgot to take out ...
... Pain getting hurt at work Medical Staff a doctor's cane Morbid a higher offer Nitrates cheaper than day rates Node was aware of Outpatient a person ...
14. Birds Eye View
(Humor/Humor)
... in the back, there arose such a clatter. The nervous school boards dentures started to chatter.   “You can take a paycut!,” the strange person said. Then visions of porsches left the school boards ...
15. Lucky
(Humor/Humor)
... A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again.  He pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off.  The woman is about to go nuts.  She can't believe that such a rude person exists.  A few minutes pass.  The man ...
16. A Large Steamer Trunk
(Humor/Humor)
... he finds it is locked.  Puzzled and curious, he calls his new bride up to the attic and asks her about the trunk. She tells him that it is hers and that it only contains some personal things. He accepts ...
17. What if?.........
(Humor/Humor)
 - If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it     considered a hostage situation?  - If you yelled at your plants instead of talking to them, would they still grow only     ...
... by an anti-crime sticker prominently displayed in their vehicle's front window.     All residents of high-risk areas will also be issued a "Personal Defense Kit," which includes a set of 10 emergency-only ...
19. Chief Devil in Charge
(Humor/Humor)
A man died and went to hell.  Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge). Devil:  We run things a bit differently nowadays, you get to pick your own personal            hell. Man:  That's ...
... mistletoe over your desk.  34. Include a personal note on every email you send.  "On a personal note, I'm        feeling a bit tired and grumpy today."  "On a personal note, I'm pleased to        announce ...
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