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1. Physics exam
(Humor/Humor)
... and allow him six minutes in which to provide a verbal answer which showed at least a minimal familiarity with the basic principles of physics. For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased ...
2. Doctors office
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... further with the doctor in private." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," ...
3. Bear Removers
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... in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going ...
... voice until the first of the next month.  In addition, all restrooms are being equipped with timed paper roll retractors.  If the restrooms are being occupied for more than five (5) minutes, an alarm will ...
... minutes later the  grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars.  The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."  The grandfather replies, "I know. That's ...
6. Two missionaries
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Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under  it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the ...
7. Deep Thoughts
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... world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day.  At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.   Age 7    Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any ...
8. It's Wednesday!
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... in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.  Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had ...
15> "'Biodome' and 'In the Army Now' both sucked, why should this one be any        different?" 14> "My new diet requires me to eat a quart of beans every 15 minutes." 13> "I'm currently under treatment ...
10. Lucky
(Humor/Humor)
... A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again.  He pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off.  The woman is about to go nuts.  She can't believe that such a rude person exists.  A few minutes pass.  The man ...
... held up to a bright light for three minutes."   To enforce the sticker program, a U.S. Sticker Czar position has been created. "The Sticker Czar will run my new crime-fighting program," Clinton said. "And ...
12. Random
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... said.  - I have a microwave fireplace in my house...The other night I relaxed in front of     the fire for the evening in ten minutes.  - I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier ...
... minutes. 10. Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their God. ...
...  expands back to 200MB. AT&T VIRUS Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MCI VIRUS Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. ...
15. Heaven
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... You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals!  Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'" St. Peter, impressed, says "Really?  When did this happen?" "Oh, about two minutes ago."  ...
... "No. Who?"  - A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was  rushed to the hospital.  After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful  resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead.  ...
... dinner  .....you spend at least 30  minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in a     room  .....you stop speaking in full sentences  .....you have gone into an unstaffed tech support room and ended ...
18. ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET
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>> YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN: >> >>  1 You kiss your girlfriend's home page. >>  2 Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. >>  3 Your eyeglasses have a web site ...
19. AOL Notices
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What those notices really mean: #1---You have been online for 45 minutes. Do you        want to stay online? Please respond within       10 minutes or you will be logged off.     #2--- You have been ...
20. Home Remedies that work
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... ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. ...
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