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1. Little girl
(Humor/Humor)
A little girl goes in the barber shop with her father.  She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad get his hair cut, eating a snack cake.  The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get ...
2. A hillbilly farmer
(Humor/Humor)
... one last question ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'  ...
3. Tide
(Humor/Humor)
... a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One ...
4. A little old lady....
(Humor/Humor)
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, ...
5. APPLICATION REVIEW
(Humor/Humor)
Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications  He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is ...
6. Creative Writing
(Humor/Humor)
... things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.    Little did she know, but she has less than 10 seconds to live.  Thousands of miles above the city, the ...
... be lost! - John Paul Jones:  It has not yet begun to cross! - James Joyce: Once upon a time, a nicens little chicken named baby tuckoo     crossed the road and met a moocow coming down... - H. P. Lovecraft: ...
... her partner around the gym thrusting her egg at him.  This so flustered the boy that he couldn't get his spray can to function.  She called him a sissy and he burst into tears.  One little boy kept spraying ...
... our main boy who you were told was created a toy ; Something similar to a funny muppet ... that Pinochio was originally a puppet. If the truth be told, about his Dad - then he was weird, and a little ...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.  He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."  The ...
... he was away on his honeymoon, the others continued to meet.  "I think we ought to have a little fun with Joe," suggested the carpenter. "I'll sneak into his house and weaken the bed-slats."  "And I can ...
12. Little Boy
(Humor/Humor)
A little boy walks into his parents room one morning and finds that his dad is having sex with his mom.  So the little boy asked what his dad was doing to his mom.  The dad says "I'm playing Poker."  Then ...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.  "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf!", says Red Riding Hood.  The wolf jumps up and runs away.  ...
14. W H A T A M I?
(Humor/Humor)
... of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other.  In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening ...
15. INFLATION BY DEFLATION
(Humor/Humor)
 Have you noticed one of the latest forms of inflation?    What appears to be a one pound (16oz.) bag (or tin) of coffee now holds  only 12 oz. Little change in price, usually slightly more for the bag. ...
... did to the hay fields. Dot Matrix:      Farmer Matrix's wife. Lap Top:          Where little kids feel comfy. Keyboard :       Where ya hang your keys. Software:        Them plastic eatin' utensils. Mouse:             ...
17. MARY HAD A LITTLE CLONE
(Humor/Humor)
A scientific song break. . . Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was slightly grey, It didn't have a father, just some borrowed DNA. It sort of had a mother, though the ovum was on loan, It was not so ...
18. Lucky Charms
(Humor/Humor)
... open for anyone who eats all the                         yellow moons out of her cereal as soon as she opens the box. Those little oat bits that aren't marshmallows at all: If you prefer the little oat ...
19. Love Letters
(Humor/Humor)
... gotten things a little confused. Here are the real reasons you did not get it more often than you did. 1. Came home drunk and tried to fuck the cat. . . . . . 15 times 2. Did not come home at all. . . ...
20. Random
(Humor/Humor)
... they wouldn't    have to go so fast.  - I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes.  They had little pictures of cats on them.     Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.  - I have an answering machine ...
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