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1. Tide
(Humor/Humor)
Dear TIDE, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!About ...
2. Once upon a time...
(Humor/Humor)
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this ...
3. An old lady
(Humor/Humor)
An old lady is rocking away the last years of her life on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when - all of a sudden - a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will ...
Here's the way it was with the second grade class at East Elementary School in Kodiak.  They were studying the life cycle of the salmon and they came to spawning.  So in art class each kid made a salmon ...
5. Felix the frog
(Humor/Humor)
... Felix   would surely be able to fly. Felix pleaded for his life, but it fell on deaf ears.  "He just doesn't understand how important this is..." thought Clarence, "but I won't let nay-sayers get in my ...
... out quite so swell unless you "nose" your partner really well. As Pinnochio passed through life his search became frantic for a loving wife. Of course there was a problem needing rectification one that ...
7. Old Lamp
(Humor/Humor)
...    The man thinks for awhile and says, "I really don't know what to wish for. The genie replies, "Wish for lots of money, that's what most people want in life." The man replies, "No, I have enough money, ...
8. Deep Thoughts
(Humor/Humor)
... is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?   Age 15    It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like ...
9. MURPHY’S LAWS
(Humor/Humor)
Anything that will go wrong will.          Anything any good in life is illegal, immoral, or fattening.          It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.          A bird in the hand is ...
10. The Computer Hillbillies
(Humor/Humor)
... started slipping and some managers were mad.  They called another meeting and decided on a fix.  The answer was simple... "We'll work him sixty-six!"    Tired, that is... stressed out... no social life... ...
11. Random
(Humor/Humor)
... spot remover on my dog....now he's gone.  - I have a map of the United States, life size.  1 mile equals 1 mile. It's a bitch to     fold it.  - Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier.... ...
... there's a multiple choice, pick the one that works best for your situation and use it. You'll be surprised how effective this form can be! Dear a)  Mom b)  Dad c)  love of my life d)  Assistant Principal ...
13. Beans
(Humor/Humor)
... thought about it then ate his last bowl for life and married her. A couple years down after he got of work his car died and as he was in the country  he had to leave the car and walk home. He called his ...
14. Frog
(Humor/Humor)
... the best game of golf in his life. The man asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"   The frog says, "Ribbit, ...
15. IQ Test
(Humor/Humor)
... to cut life short   c) Mary should have said yes   d) kiris pupis 7) The next passage   a) will unfortunately be by the same author   b) might be a different author   c) I realy could care less   d) I've ...
Forrest Gump                 Life is like a Box of chocolates... Forrest Dahmer               People are like a box of chocolate, YUM! Forrest Simpson              Mmmmm, choolate Forrest the Hun              ...
... but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism." RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to ...
18. Heaven
(Humor/Humor)
... his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did anything really good in your life but, you never did anything bad either.  Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed ...
 Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God  as a Computer Programmer.    Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life?  A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it's ...
20. Beer Quotes
(Humor/Humor)
...        --Oscar Wilde When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.        --Henny Youngman Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time ...
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