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1. Final Exam question
(Humor/Humor)
... a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, ...
... out of this that can be taught is one that may leave you just a tad distraught. It relates to the way you treat your partner... Just like a motor bike and Mr Wayne Gardner, the relationship will not turn ...
... TO ANY OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES!) 9.  In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?______________     ______________________________________________________________     ______________________________________________________________ ...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.  He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."  The ...
5. W H A T A M I?
(Humor/Humor)
... pulsing sound, resulting  from the well lubricated movements.  When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces ...
6. Two missionaries
(Humor/Humor)
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under  it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the ...
7. Deep Thoughts
(Humor/Humor)
... thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.  Age 6    Think of the biggest number ...
8. Tyson Foods
(Humor/Humor)
... $5 billion to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread....' to 'give us this day our daily chicken....'"  and he leaves.  Next day the Pope meets with the College ...
9. Parking
(Humor/Humor)
THANKS                                         FOR PARKING SO CLOSE     NEXT TIME, LEAVE A FUCKING CAN OPENER SO I CAN GET IN MY CAR     ASSHOLES LIKE YOU SHOULD TAKE THE  ...
10. Random
(Humor/Humor)
... in my car. It says "I'm home now. But leave a     message and I'll call when I'm out.  - On the other hand, you have different fingers.  - Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday.  I'd have ...
11. The Last 10 Things....
(Humor/Humor)
... would ever say:   10. Could our relationship be more physical? 9. Go ahead and leave the seat up; it's easier for me to clean the bowl that way. 8. I think hairy butts are really sexy. 7. Hey, get a whiff ...
... Put on your headphones on whenever the boss comes into the office.  Talk in a      loud voice.  Remove your headphones when he or she leaves. 25. When in conversation, no matter where you are in the office, ...
... NEVER leave your child with a stranger (for example, it's father). 1. Always sterilize your nipples; God only knows where they've been! ...
... one of their questions with "What do you mean by that?" This     might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on how     long it takes for them to get flustered and leave. ...
15. Charles Gate
(Humor/Humor)
I am currently in a group of 39 members who worship Charles In Charge. We have a web site called "Charles Gate". In the near future we plan to leave this world, and go to a space ship that is shaped ...
16. Beans
(Humor/Humor)
... thought about it then ate his last bowl for life and married her. A couple years down after he got of work his car died and as he was in the country  he had to leave the car and walk home. He called his ...
17. IQ Test
(Humor/Humor)
...   a) alot   b) sort of alot   c) more than I have   d) kiris pupis 10) The answer to this question is   a) a   b) b   c) c   d) d 11) Ball A leaves Ed's hand at a speed of 456.73 knots/min at an angle ...
18. Inanimate Objects
(Humor/Humor)
... would occur. Sometime within the next three weeks, possibly. Wonderful. I was due to leave town for a week, and I did not want to have my lens pop off on the road. So I tucked an old pair of glasses in ...
... Look Chocolates....nyuk nyuk nyuk                              Scram Wise guy **BOink**                              Leave him ALone Moe!                              Oh you want in on it too...**SLAP**/CRASH/ ...
... is the Soup of the Day now? Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato. Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running late now. [Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of ...
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