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1. Accountant
(Humor/Humor)
... brains out. Where's my goddam money?" His heart pounding with terror, the speechless embezzler frantically signs out a reply for his cousin to translate: "Please forgive me! I'm sorry I stole from you! ...
... of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin or error). TEXAS VIRUS Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file. ADAM AND ...
... think so, but he is often amazed to find out what goes  on in the overnight job.    Q: What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs?  A: If a critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically ...
4. Computer one-liners
(Humor/Humor)
... work."    Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work." -  Error message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users ...
... from the UPS and plugged their server back in. Suggested they try it again. One more happy customer.  8:14 am User from 8:05 call said they received error message "Error accessing Drive 0. "Told them ...
6. Pranks
(Humor/Humor)
... and change the text in the windows from 'save in ten minutes' or whatever to 'system error type-91' or 'you must restart machine'. For Macintoshes with System 7.5, make an alias of the Shut Down DA in ...
7. kidnapping
(Humor/Humor)
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?""Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary ...
8. Glossary of Terms
(Humor/Humor)
404 : Someone who is clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found", meaning that the requested document could not be located. "Don't bother asking him, he's 404, man." Adminisphere ...
9. Revision Codes
(Humor/Humor)
...  1.0: Also known as "one point uh-oh", or "barely out of beta". We had to release because the lab guys had reached a point of exhaustion and the marketing guys were in a cold sweat of terror. We're praying ...
... but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.  ...
11. Computer Bumper Stickers
(Humor/Humor)
... backups. -E Pluribus Modem -ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! -E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. -Error: Keyboard not attaced, Press F1 to continue. -Disk Full, Press F1 to ...
12. disclaimer - 2
(Humor/Humor)
... current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error ...
13. Ebonics version of Win98
(Humor/Humor)
... In = Reentry Aww Shit, Nigga = Error U Betta Recognize = No Itz All Good = OK 4 Real Doe = Yes Hold Up, Dawg = Cancel Do Dat Shit Again = Reset Nigga, R U Crazy? = Are You Sure? Hunt Dat Bitch ...
14. Lines
(Humor/Humor)
1. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. 2. I want to die while asleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like the other passengers in the car. 3. I can't dial 911, ...
WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong WinErr ...
16. Pick Up Lines
(Humor/Humor)
...  Hey layd/man, those are some nice clothes. Can I talk you out of them? How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled or fertilized? Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb! My love for you ...
17. Sayings....
(Humor/Humor)
... you can find a rock. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. You know you're ...
... them and talked to them about the problem. They said it was a computer error and told him they'd take care of it. The following month our hero decided that it was about time that he tried out the troublesome ...