1. Confucius Say:
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... fish in Other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator Smell different to midget.  ...

2. Signs and notices written in English that were discovered and recorded at locations throughout the world.
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... inside the tub. In a Bucharest hotel lobby:         The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that         time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator:         Do not enter ...

3. Did you ever stop and wonder......
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... in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? ...

4. 21 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
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... or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air    in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.  Wear yours upside down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing ...

5. Top 9 sex jokes
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... not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle." # 2. A small white guy goes into anelevator, when he gets in he notices! ! ! a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon ...

6. Signs you're growing up:
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... your favorite song on an elevator. f. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. g. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup. h. You go from 130 days of vacation time ...

7. YO MAMA Jokes
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...  I saw your mama the other day kicking a tin can. I asked her what she was doing and she said moving house Your Mama's so dopey she thinks elevators are mobile homes  ...

8. Elevator Fun
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... of the elevator. 7.Shave. 8.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there? 9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. ...

9. 21 Fun Things to do in an Elevator
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... or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing ...

10. Things to do when your alone in an elevator...
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... or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the ...