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1. A cowboy's wish
(Humor/Humor)
... the horse on  the ass. The horse takes off.  Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at  each other, ...
2. The Lone Ranger
(Humor/Humor)
... Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone ...
... word Hey girls, if you're blonde,      I am 17 years old and tired of only having sex beautiful,sweet and loyal,      with my fantasy girl, Rosie Palmer a little old fashioned, and hot to trot, give me ...
4. Random Jokes
(Humor/Humor)
... and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries. What did the blonde say when asked if she had been picked up by the fuzz? No...but I have been swung around by the ...
... the reason I found me a blonde... I'm going SOUTH for the season!!  ...
6. Two tourists...
(Humor/Humor)
... As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee.... "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are, very slowly?" The blonde ...
7. Best of Blond Jokes!
(Humor/Humor)
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence. What is the first thing a blonde says when she wakes up in the morning? So, what band are you guys in? Why does a blonde prefer ...
... not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's ...
9. Subject: : New Rules
(Humor/Humor)
... Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. ...
10. 32 more blonde jokes
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Q: What does a blonde name her pet Zebra? A: Spot. Q: Why can't blondes be pharmacists? A: The can't get the bottle in the typewriter. Q: How do you measure a blonde's IQ? A: With a tire guage. ...